Most Funny Deez Nuts Jokes 2022

Deez Nuts Jokes That Always Work

Hey, are you hungry or thirsty?
I’m thirsty/hungry.

You can have some of deez nuts.
I don’t need nuts. I want to drink water!
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Do you know Landon?
Landon who?

Trip, fall and Landon deez nuts!
Be careful! You wouldn’t want to land on someone’s nuts!
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Funny Deez Nuts Knock Knock Jokes

Hey, I heard that you are a huge fan of Dee.
Dee who?

Deez nuts!
And I thought it was Dee Dee from Dexter’s Laboratory!
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You need to shut up before you end up like Ken.
Ken who?
Can Deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Poor Ken! I don’t want to end up like him!
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Teacher: In all your subjects I am giving you D’s.
Student: Well, I am also going to be giving you D’s.

Teacher: What do you mean?
Student: Deez nuts!
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Best Deez Nuts Jokes of all Time

Wife: Do you know what will make me happy? Wendy’s!
Me: When deez nuts on your chin?!?
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Why did the squirrel do the backstroke?
He wanted to keep his nuts dry. -Anonymous
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What is Mr. Peanut’s favorite online meme?
DEEZ NUTS! HA! GOT EEM!
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“Honeys be like “Meth”; I be like “What?”.
“We want some free CDs”; I be like “See Deez Nuts!”
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Dragon Deez Nuts Across Your Face

Excuse me but do you like pudding?
-Yes, of course.

Well how about pudding deez nuts in your mouth.
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“Hey, man are you leaving?
Leaving what? LEAVING DEEZ NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH”.
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What did the wind say to the palm tree?
Hold onto your nuts this is no ordinary blow job. -Anonymous
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Have you heard about my friend Willya? Because…
Willya suck deez nuts gotem
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What kind of nuts get bad grades?
Deez nuts
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Yo girl…do you like squirrels,
because i’m about to nut in your hole. -Anonymous

 

Bofa Deez Nuts Jokes

What did one nut say to the other nut?
A: Candice Deez Nuts fit in my mouth
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“Hey, do you want some tape and CD’s?”
“What am I gonna do with that?”

“You can tape my dick to your forehead
so you can See Deez Nuts!
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I bought a guh on the weekend.
(whats a guh?) a GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS!
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Me: Do you like parodies?
Victim: uh…yeah sometimes

Me: well how’d you like a pair
o’ Deez NUTS ENYA Mouth?!
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“Honeys be like “Meth”; I be like “What?”.
“We want some free CDs”; I be like “See Deez Nuts!”